thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

based on this text post [x]

via  sammyonfire  (originally  thestrayline)
posted 29 seconds ago · 24/7/2014 · 113,055 notes
#LOL

no-longer-a-fallen-angel:

might-be-a-moose:

wayward-author:

judicial—noir:

queenoffandomkingdom:

nicolejanelle:

This is one of my favorite little comics on here.

MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND GROUP OF FRIENDS NEEDS TO SEE THIS.

This is me perfectly. I wish my friends understood this too.

i love these because they help me understand my introverted friends more

Can we have everyone see this?

via  sammyonfire  (originally  leseanthomas)
posted 23 hours ago · 23/7/2014 · 342,520 notes
#reference

claryfairchilld:

I will fight it. I will fight it for you. Don’t you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I’m okay. I will find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

via  warrner  (originally  claryfairchilld)
posted 1 day ago · 23/7/2014 · 32,204 notes
#TFIOS

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

via  sammyonfire  (originally  queensamwise)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 90,027 notes
#LOL #July4th

like calls to like.

via  alinastarkovas  (originally  bonibennett)
posted 2 days ago · 22/7/2014 · 48 notes
#The Grisha #SaB

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

via  magnusbane  (originally  iseeavoice)
posted 2 days ago · 21/7/2014 · 325,389 notes
#LOL #OMG #LOVE THIS

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

via  magnusbane  (originally  junoonee)
posted 3 days ago · 21/7/2014 · 430,378 notes
#me #basically

yuffii:

Sakura (by Cincono-)

via  lawlliets  (originally  yuffii)
posted 3 days ago · 20/7/2014 · 391 notes
#colors

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
via  mockingjayy  (originally  justinbaeber7)
posted 4 days ago · 20/7/2014 · 58,004 notes
#omg #lol

via  thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg  (originally  rainbowsalt)
posted 4 days ago · 19/7/2014 · 178,452 notes
#Landscape

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

via  teddylupin  (originally  thetallblacknerd)
posted 5 days ago · 19/7/2014 · 346,647 notes
#really? #hmmm #* #some do #tho

via  gwenstacye  (originally  deoxify)
posted 5 days ago · 18/7/2014 · 5,574 notes
#animals #asdfhjkjhgfds #Be my queue?

egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

via  harrystyli  (originally  egberts)
posted 6 days ago · 18/7/2014 · 23,189 notes
#me

via  valentinapoole  (originally  valentinapoole)
posted 6 days ago · 17/7/2014 · 2,813 notes
#books

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

via  hi  (originally  hem9ph96bic-slurs-deactivated20)
posted 1 week ago · 17/7/2014 · 624,907 notes
#thoughts #tumblr #hehe